Charlaine HarrisIf there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down–or cheeks up.
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Eric is the kind of guy who would win an international butt competition hands down–or cheeks up. He has a great butt and isn’t afraid to show it off. He also likes to show it off, which has earned him a reputation as a nutcase. And that’s not all he’s got.
Source: Dead To The World
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